Making of Challa song...

This is a work of fiction and not meant for serious souls :) A R Rahman had a lot of tunes ready for Yash Chopra (YC) but none of them impressed him as his choice of music is different. AR asked YC if he wanted more ragas in the song; YC said, 'no, my audience doesn't like them, you should even take out any ragas present already'. So AR did that. Then, AR asked YC if he wanted more variation in the music. YC said, 'no, my audience can't digest variation, you should take out any high pitch or low pitch in voice or any other variations present already'. So AR did that. AR asked YC if he wanted some experimentation with the music. YC said, 'no, not at all'. Then Shahrukh came in and said, 'Y Y Y Y Yash ji, how can a hero like me go on the screen without a guitar'. YC said, 'Hell, I forgot, Shahrukh is nothing without a guitar and a guitar is nothing without Shahrukh'. AR presented a guitar riff which couldn't be used in 'Sadda hak'. YC said, 'my audience will go deaf with this loud music, I want simple, sober guitar tune that just doesn't give much hard work to the fingers of Shahrukh while acting like playing a guitar, after all he is realistic hero'. AR somehow gave YC everything he wanted. Then it was the turn of Gulzar saab. YC instructed him that although my hero will roam around in London, while displaying his guitar skills, yet as usual I want sympathy for him. Gulzar started writing Challa song. YC said, 'Gulzar ji, more sympathy, more sympathy please'. Gulzar ji wrote the lines - 'Challe tu sab da, challe tera koi nahi, challa gali gali rulda phire'. AR asked Gulzar how could 'challa gali gali rulda phire in London ??' Gulzar saab replied softly, 'this challa is YC's challa'. YC was so happy with the outcome. AR n Gulzaar were looking at each other, as if they were saying, 'our fans will understand, its a Yash Raj Film after all'.