A municipality officer stopped at corps fields in Texas , and talked
with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your ranch
for illegally grown drugs." The farmer said, "Okay , but don't go in
that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The municipality officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have
the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to
the farmer. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go
wherever I wish. on any land !! No questions asked or answers given!!
Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The farmer nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old farmer heard loud screams, looked up, and
saw the municipality officer running for his life, being chased by the
farmer's BIG BULL. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before
he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The farmer threw
down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his
lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE !!! J J J
Moral:
1- Dont show arrogance while using your authority. Use it with logic
and common sense.
2- Let the other person speak if he wants to say something. It
clarifies doubts & confusions.
Tuesday, 29 May 2012
CBSE class 12 results out, Goa tops in region
The Chennai region, which covers Maharashtra and nine other states,
secured the highest pass percentage among eight regions in the Central
Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) class XII board exam by scoring
90.59 per cent.
The overall pass percentage has, however, dipped as compared to last,
which was 91.32 per cent.The CBSE declared the Class XII results on
Monday.
The Chennai region covers CBSE schools in Maharashtra, Karnataka,
Andhra Pradesh, Tamil Nadu, Kerala, Pondicherry, Daman and Diu,
Andaman and Nicobar Island, Lakshadweep and Goa.
Goa topped the list of pass percentage in Chennai region by securing
(97.21 per cent), followed by Karnataka (96.46), Pondicherry (95.98),
Tamil Nadu (95.57), Maharashtra ( 92.77), Kerala (91.60), Andhra
Pradesh (87.53), Daman and Diu (82.61), Andaman and Nicobar (66.68)
and Lakshadweep (66.67).
As many as 8,15,749 candidates had registered for the Class XII
examination from March 1 to April 16, 2012. This marked an increase of
about 5.94 per cent candidates over that of last year.
"This year girls recorded a pass percentage of 92.67 as against 88.87
by the boys. Of the 36,923 boys who appeared, 32,813 passed while
28,526 of the total 30,784 girls cleared the exam," said Sudharsan
Rao, Regional Officer of CBSE, Chennai region.
The CBSE has started the second phase of its tele-counselling facility
to help students and parents from stressed post exam results.
This year 50 principals, trained counsellors from CBSE affiliated
government and private schools and and a few psychologists have been
roped in to address exam related anxieties and psychological problems
faced by students.
While 40 of the tele-counsellors are available in India, 10 have been
assigned to counsel CBSE students in Dubai, Doha, Qatar and Kuwait.
The tele-counselling facility will be available for students and their
parents till June 7.
secured the highest pass percentage among eight regions in the Central
Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) class XII board exam by scoring
90.59 per cent.
The overall pass percentage has, however, dipped as compared to last,
which was 91.32 per cent.The CBSE declared the Class XII results on
Monday.
The Chennai region covers CBSE schools in Maharashtra, Karnataka,
Andhra Pradesh, Tamil Nadu, Kerala, Pondicherry, Daman and Diu,
Andaman and Nicobar Island, Lakshadweep and Goa.
Goa topped the list of pass percentage in Chennai region by securing
(97.21 per cent), followed by Karnataka (96.46), Pondicherry (95.98),
Tamil Nadu (95.57), Maharashtra ( 92.77), Kerala (91.60), Andhra
Pradesh (87.53), Daman and Diu (82.61), Andaman and Nicobar (66.68)
and Lakshadweep (66.67).
As many as 8,15,749 candidates had registered for the Class XII
examination from March 1 to April 16, 2012. This marked an increase of
about 5.94 per cent candidates over that of last year.
"This year girls recorded a pass percentage of 92.67 as against 88.87
by the boys. Of the 36,923 boys who appeared, 32,813 passed while
28,526 of the total 30,784 girls cleared the exam," said Sudharsan
Rao, Regional Officer of CBSE, Chennai region.
The CBSE has started the second phase of its tele-counselling facility
to help students and parents from stressed post exam results.
This year 50 principals, trained counsellors from CBSE affiliated
government and private schools and and a few psychologists have been
roped in to address exam related anxieties and psychological problems
faced by students.
While 40 of the tele-counsellors are available in India, 10 have been
assigned to counsel CBSE students in Dubai, Doha, Qatar and Kuwait.
The tele-counselling facility will be available for students and their
parents till June 7.
How to think, not what to think!!!
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
“Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour: “Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.”
The robber obliged.
He threw Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
“Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said Moishe, “otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.”
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter’s coat. “And now…” continued Moishe.
“Sorry,” interrupted the robber.
“No more holes. I’m out of bullets.”
“That’s all I wanted to know!” said Moishe.
“Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue!”
The robber threw down the money and ran.
Moral:
It's never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!
“Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour: “Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.”
The robber obliged.
He threw Moishe’s hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
“Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said Moishe, “otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.”
So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter’s coat. “And now…” continued Moishe.
“Sorry,” interrupted the robber.
“No more holes. I’m out of bullets.”
“That’s all I wanted to know!” said Moishe.
“Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue!”
The robber threw down the money and ran.
Moral:
It's never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation!!
A Glass of Milk
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?"
You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."
He said ... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.
He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge, and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ...
"Paid in full with one glass of milk"
(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water! She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, How much do I owe you?"
You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."
He said ... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.
He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge, and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words ...
"Paid in full with one glass of milk"
(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
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